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Q: Lets say I get to Frightmare Farms, purchase my tickets, and then realize that I am too much of a sissy to make it through. Do I get a refund?
 
A: No. We here at Frightmare Farms take what we do very seriously, and what we do is scare people. We're also very good at it. If you feel that you may not make it through, it may be best to enjoy something hot to drink in the concession area and laugh at all the scared people while pretending that you have already gone through. This way, you don't look like a pansy AND you get to laugh at people. Its really a win-win.
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Q: I have this super clever, original Halloween costume idea that no one has ever done before. Should I wear my costume to Frightmare Farms?
 
A: No. As amazingly clever and original your costume may be, we don't want to see it. Save the costumes for costume parties.
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 Q: I've heard that Frightmare Farms is just like Dinseyland and that my 4 and 5 year old children will really enjoy it! Should I bring them through the haunted attractions?
 
A:  No. Seriously, people, we're sick . This thing is terrifying......seriously.
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Q: Are there clowns?
 
A: If you don't like clowns, please let the creature working the entrance know and we will be sure to let you pass clown-free through the attraction.
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Q: REALLY??
 
A:  Of course not, there are tons of clowns, and they will most likely eat your soul.
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Q: Do you accept major credit cards and debit cards?
 
A: Credit and debit cards are accepted, however, checks are not.
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Q: Do I have to pay for parking?
 
A: No, parking at Frightmare Farms is both abundant and free.
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Q: I have THE most beautiful feet you have ever seen, and my favorite time to show them off is mid through late October when its freezing cold and sometimes muddy outside. Should I totally wear my sandals to Frightmare Farms?
 
A: No, you totally should not. We know it may seem like a good idea to go through a haunted house in sandals, but fight that urge. Because really, when you think about it, its not such a good idea after all..... 
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Q: How can I apply to work or volunteer for Frightmare Farms?
 
A: Simple! Click here